Q. Dear Holly, how do you change a tire?
A. Here’s what ya do: make sure EVERY time you go out, your legs are shaved, properly tanned, wearing a short skirt and your best spiked heals… when you get a flat tire, pull over, get out of the car and show some leg until a ‘gracious’ stranger comes to your rescue and changes the tire for you.
Fellas- I understand this may seem awkward at first- but TRUST ME- you’ll thank me the next time you have a flat.
I didn’t say my advice was tried OR true. It’s just really GOOD advice.